MARLEY AND JOHN

This is the real life "Marley and Me." John Grogan and his dog Marley - both of whom are now famous. John used to work at the Sun-Sentinel. So those of you that know me are one degree from John and Marley - which makes you two degrees from Jennifer Anniston and Owen Wilson - and therefore three degrees from Brad Pitt. Since Brad and Angie either know (or have adopted) everyone else on the planet - you are now only four degrees from the universe. Game over, Kevin.